Ay but, what you doin up here anyway nigga?
Man I came up to get some rubbers man, what you doin up here?
No shit? Man, I came up here to get a physical
You know for my job, you gotta get a physical and shit, but..
Really?
Philip Brown to the front desk - Philip Brown
Aw thats me right there, hey man you stay up man!
Philip Brown!
Be careful and shit you know...
Awright then homey!
Philip Brown?
Yeah?
Can I help you?
Ahh, ah-uh-yeah, Id like to get
Id like to get a physical
We dont give physicals here
Oh you dont?
No, all we test for is VD, herpes, syphillis and gonorrhea
Id like to see a doctor
Whats the matter, you BURNING?
Huh??
"Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no.."
"Why is my thing-thing burnin like this?"
You BURNING?
"Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no.."
"What have I, done stuck my duck in?"
I went to the free clinic, it was filled to capacity
Now how bad can a piece of ass be?
Very bad, so I had to make the trip
and thank God, I didnt have the drips
I was there so a hoe couldnt gimme that
Just to get - twenty free jimmy hats
Now look who I see
Aint that... yeah, thats the bitch from up the street!
With the big fat tail
who always told Cube to go to hell
She thought she was wiser
Now shes sittin in the waitin room, burnin like heat-mizer
Yeah I see ya
First Miss Thang, now Miss Gonorrhea
Man its a trip how the world keeps turnin
Its 1991, and look whos burnin
"Does it get you hot?"
"Its got me hot!"
"This is a girl playin hard to get.."
"Burnin up, burnin!"
"What have I, done stuck my duck in?"
Now everybody is a victim, you can go see em
and youll hear more claps than the Coliseum
Sittin there all quiet and embarrassed
Whup - there go that bitch who was careless
I remember - she wouldnt give the cock
to anybody who lived on the block
Now hoe, look what you got
BEND THAT BIG ASS OVER for the shot
Cause somebody is pipin hot
Drippin like a faucet, Im glad I didnt toss it
Got you a college boy, who was worse than me
and he probably fucked the whole university
Still wanted him to dick you down, kick you down
with some bucks, now who got fucked?
With a nigga for the money hes earnin
but ask for some water bitch, and look whos burnin
"Does it get you hot?"
"Can you get that?"
"This is a girl playin hard to get.."
"Burnin up, burnin!"
"Why is my thing-thing burnin like this?"
"It burns.."
"Fitfully, sputteringly to its end.."
{aww shit!!}
".. at which there is, a little surprise"
{That stupid ass..} "BITCH!!!!"
Yo, it aint my fault you got the heebie-jibbies
but you still try to act like you didnt see me
So I walk over, and say "Hi,
bitch, dont try to act surprised!"
You shoulda put a sock on the pickle
and your pussy wouldnt be blowin smoke signals
Man, this is gonna kill em
Guess who got a big fat dose of penicillin?
Theyll ask, "Who?", and I tell em you
The new leader of the big booty crew
And after the day, Im sorry to say
You come through the neighborhood, you couldnt give it away
To a nigga, whos out to get major paid
but youll have him, pissin out razorblades
But a bitch like you..ll be returnin with the H-I-V, R.I.P.
"You cant trust a big butt and a smile.."
"Im burning up!"
"You cant trust a big butt and a smile.."
"You cant trust a big butt and a smile.."
"Im burning up!"
"What have I, done stuck my duck in?"
".. done stuck my duck in?"
"Im burning up!"
"Its hot.. Im burning up!"
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