"I can dig it!"
"Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay"
"Dog-catcher, dog-catcher!"
"Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay"
"I can dig it!"
Heres another topic Im addressin
so learn a quick lesson, about your Smith and Wesson
Sit your ass back and comprehend
as I let you know about mans best friend
Now remember: it used to be a dog like Lassie
but now in ninety-one its a gun if you asked me
Just like a jimmy hats used for protection
I use my nine when suckers start to flexin
Cause if you run up and try to play mine
Id rather have a AK than a fuckin canine
Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her
me and the dogs goin out on a stretcher
And I aint with that, so I gotta get that
big black gat, aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog fool, hell shit in the den
Nowadays.. a gat is mans best friend
Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
Just in case the little punks try to jack
I cant put a motherfuckin pitbull
under a coat, in the small of my back
So I gotta take my beretta, and I betcha
itll probably work, a 100 percent better
Cause itll keep me out of danger
with sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber
So this goes to all yall intruders
Beware of the owner, cause the owner is a shooter
I dont just wanna give your ass rabies
Id rather have your ass pushing up daisies
And I cant do that with Benji,
Rin Tin Tin, or Spuds McKenzie
Forget about a dog fool, hell shit in the den
Nowadays, a gat is mans best friend
"Just dont let me see you shoot no dogs!"
"Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit"
"The profile of a typical American gun owner is this:
Over thirty, white, male, middle class"
"Take that motherfuckers!"
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